Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
