was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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