Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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