he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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