Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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