Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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