You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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