We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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