He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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