i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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