That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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