just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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