The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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