i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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