at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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