Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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