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and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He felt like a one man threesome
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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