Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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