Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
tell me about the eggs
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