people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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