I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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