On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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