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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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