I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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