Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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