So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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