Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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