How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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