that's an acceptable place to lick
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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