I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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