I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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