what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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