i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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