So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
