arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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