Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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