I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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