a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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