Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize