Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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