I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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