I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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