I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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