he shaved USA in his pubs
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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