Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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