Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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