its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She told me I should be a condom model.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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