if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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