do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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