I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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