I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
