This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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