This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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