you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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